Material Triptic

I am a gear whore,
a consumerist dog sniffing technological feces.
A brand-name wolf in synthetic wools,
A gluttonous monk practicing the presence of Mammon,
in an abby of wireless steeples,
glinting stained glass digitals.

Come.
Live compassionately and simply
in comfort and style.

Blessed are those who comparison shop,
for they will inherit the newest weights,
the flashiest shackles
at a fraction of the cost.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for more,
more,
More,
MORE,
for their prayers will be recorded faster,
10.2 Megapixels in quality,
and of superior tone.